Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
1.      He went into his father's business
2.      He lived at home until the age of 33
3.      He was sure his mother was a virgin,...
        and his mother was sure he was God

Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:
1.      He never got married
2.      He never held a steady job
3.      His last request was a drink

Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
1.      His first name was Jesus
2.      He was always in trouble with the law
3.      His mother did not know who his father was

Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:
1.      He talked with his hand
2.      He had wine with every meal
3.      He worked in the building trades

Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:
1.      He called everybody brother
2.      He had no permanent address
3.      Nobody would hire him

Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian:
1.      He never cut his hair
2.      He walked around barefoot
3.      He invented a new religion