12> "Oh yeahhhhh, you found my GOP-Spot!"

11> Giggles and turns red whenever she hears the word "caucus."

10> Approaches perfect strangers and asks if they want to take his
    "exit poll."

 9> She says your chances of having sex tonight have a plus
    or minus 5 percent margin for error, depending on
    "party member" turn-out.

 8> Enjoys performing filibusters on you.

 7> You keep finding pin-ups of Madeleine Albright in his
    sock drawer.

 6> Constantly refers to your bedroom as the "poling place."

 5> Her "Hey, Forbes -- put a flat tax on *this*!" T-shirt.

 4> She hands you results indicating that although 79% of her is
    in love with you, 43% percent of her is pissed that you leave
    your clothes on the floor.

 3> AOL screen name is "I Luv GOP Coke Monkeys!"

 2> Your web browser suddenly has a bookmark to
    "www.hotButteredGore.com."


              and Number 1 Indication
             Your Spouse is Turned On by Politics...


 1> Screams during her orgasm, "Paid for by Friends of Bill
    Bradley!!!"