13> Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 12> Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 11> Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. 10> "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 9> To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 8> You want to see if it's like the dream. 7> So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 6> Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform. 5> People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 4> Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. 3> Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance. 2> Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes. and  Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked... 1> Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town.