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Jokes
MALE BASHING 101 CON'T
God created man before creating woman,
because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
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Single women complain that all good men are married,
while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male
gender?
MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal breakdown
GUYnecology
HIMmorrhoids
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What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
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How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
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What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
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Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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Why are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they're all over you.
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Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Why is food better than men?
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
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Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.
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Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months
or 10,000 miles, whichever came first.
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What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
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